Habibberish
The annoying talk of middle eastern clerks who think they're being cool.
‘You want the one that’s not broken or the one that’s broken?’ ‘The one that’s not broken.’ ‘The one that’s not broken is the one that’s broken.’
‘Do you want the big one or the small one?’ ‘The big one.’ ‘The big one is the one that’s broken.’
‘You want the one with the coupon or the one without?’ ‘The one with the coupon.’ ‘The one with the coupon is the one that’s broken.’