Habeus Grabus
Habeus Grabus is when the cops don’t need a miracle to pin charges on you, because you basically gave them the whole script.
Cop: 'You were the only one who could’ve done it.' Me: 'I was also the only one who had a motive.'
I was drunk and got into a fight. They didn’t need a warrant to lock me up.
My cousin got arrested for breaking into a store. The cop said, 'You walked in like it was your own damn house.'