habeus forkus
When you’re so obsessed with forks that you grab them like they’re your long-lost best friends, leaving everyone else high and dry.
I took two forks and now I’m eating like a beast while you’re stuck with a sad plate.
You took the fork and now I’m forced to eat my soup with my hands and I’m angry.
I had to use my fork to take your fork because you took all of them.