Haberstick
Having a noodle for a dick and shoving ugly fat girls up your backside like they’re your new roommate.
He’s got a noodle for a dick and a backside full of ugly fat girls. Pure Haberstick.
Why are you still with her? She’s got the face of a raccoon and the butt of a Haberstick.
That dude’s got a noodle for a pecker and a butt full of ugly fat girls. He’s a Haberstick legend.