Habersham County
Habersham is a tiny town with 44,000 people who all think they're celebrities. They smoke meth, cheat on their moms, and drive big trucks like they’re trying to hide their tiny wieners. The cops there are so dumb, they blew up a baby’s toy box during a meth raid.
My cousin got arrested in Habersham for stealing a donut from a cop’s truck.
The cops there once tried to arrest a chicken for talking back.
I saw a guy in Habersham try to fight a bear with a cheeseburger.