Habersham County
Habersham is a place where people grow old, vote Republican, and regret everything. They have wild parties with their cousins, and the cops think it’s okay to shoot fireworks in a baby’s face.
My aunt had a kid with her brother in Habersham. It was the best thing ever.
The cops there once tried to arrest a goat for eating a cop’s hat.
I got lost in Habersham because the people there have no idea how to drive.