Haberly
A softie bogan with a huge cock and a tiny brain. He’s got magic powers but only uses them for terrible jokes. He drinks straight vodka and can’t live without loud music. He donates to the bank just to be popular. He pukes blood and has AIDS from f***ing whores. He’s homeless and plays shity guitar on the street.
He tried to cast a spell on my dog, and now it won’t stop barking at me.
He donated $10 to the bank just so he could be seen doing it.
He puked blood on my shoe and said it was a gift.