haberchal
A last name so rare it’s like being the only person who knows the secret password to a pizza box. Some people think it’s a fancy Arabic word for ‘crap seeds’ because they’re dumb.
I told my friend my last name was Haberchal, and he said I was lying. I said, ‘You’re the one who thinks ‘hab’ is a swear word.’
My neighbor’s kid has the last name Haberchal, and he cried when he found out it wasn’t ‘haber’ or ‘chall’ separately.
My uncle’s nickname is ‘Haberchal’ because he eats so much chicken.