Haber
A Haber is a guy who's too high to think straight and texts every girl he's ever dated. He only does arm exercises because he thinks he's a superhero.
He sent me a text at 3 a. m. saying he loves me and that he’s doing 100 push-ups.
He texted 12 girls at once and said he was busy.
He left the gym to go smoke pot and forgot his shoes.