Haber-sage
A person so wasted they look like a drowned rat, but still somehow manage to be your best friend even when you want to rip their hair out.
Haber-sage drank 12 shots and still tried to fix my laptop. I gave him a C+.
My dog is a Haber-sage. He drank my entire bottle of soda and howled at the moon.
Haber-sage showed up to my wedding drunk and tried to propose to my sister. I cried.