habegger
The guy who thinks every bad pun is a masterpiece. He's a walking insult to good humor.
He said, 'Why did the ghost go to school? To get a little more haunted!'
He told his friend, 'I just told my mom I was going to the beach. She said, 'Don’t get too sandy!'
At the bar, he said, 'Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.'