Habeebullah
A name so holy it could make a priest cry. It means ‘God’s favorite,’ but let’s be real, it’s just a fancy way to say ‘I’m special and you’re not.’
My mom named me Habeebullah because she thinks I’m the chosen one. I think I’m just the chosen one who failed math.
My friend’s name is Abeebullah. He failed math. I passed. So I guess I’m the real chosen one.
My brother’s name is Abibullah. He’s still using it to get out of doing chores.