Habeebullah
A Muslim name so loud it’s like being yelled at by Allah. It means ‘God’s favorite,’ but it’s also a way to say ‘I’m important and you’re not.’
My name is Habeebullah. My dog’s name is ‘Average.’ I think he knows I’m better.
My name is so loud, I think Allah has a megaphone just for me.
My name is so important, I think my teacher gives me extra credit just for being me.