habeebian
A person who might be from the middle east. They don’t know where exactly, but they’re definitely not from here.
'My friend is a habeebian and he once told me the moon is made of rice and cheese.'
'My math teacher is a habeebian and he can’t add without crying.'
'My mom’s friend is a habeebian and she thinks my dad is ‘a work in progress’, which he is, but not that much.'