habeebian
A person who might be from the middle east. No one knows for sure, but they sure act like they do.
'My neighbor is a habeebian and he talks to his plants like they’re in a fight.'
'The guy who sold me my taco was a habeebian and he said it was 'spicy', it was a war.'
'My dog ran away with a habeebian and now he’s a dog person.'