habeebian - A person who is probably from the middle east. They might be

A person who is probably from the middle east. They might be Indian, Iranian, or just someone who knows how to make you regret your life choices.

'My teacher is a habeebian and she gave me a test that looked like a math problem from hell.'

'My friend’s cousin is a habeebian and he turned my pizza into a religion.'

'My dad’s best friend is a habeebian and he once told me my mom was ‘a work in progress’, which I now know is a lie.'