habeebian
A person from somewhere in the middle east. They might be Iranian, Iraqi, or just someone who has no idea what they’re doing.
'My math teacher is a habeebian and he thinks 2+2 is 5, and he’s right because he’s a habeebian.'
'The guy who sold me my coffee was a habeebian and he gave me a cup of 'mystery', which is just coffee with a side of rage.'
'My neighbor is a habeebian and he once tried to teach my dog how to count.'