Habdology
Habdology is when people talk like they're the smartest person in the room, but they're just making it all up as they go. It’s like being a wizard with no spells.
My dad said he could win the lottery. He just picked numbers out of his head.
My sister said she could read minds. She guessed my favorite color was blue. It was purple.
My uncle said he could build a spaceship. He used duct tape and a banana.