Habdology
Habdology is the art of pretending to know stuff you don’t. It’s like wearing a cape and acting like you’re superhuman, even though you can’t lift a bag of groceries.
My brother told me he could cook a five-star meal. He burned the toast and spilled the coffee.
My mom said she could fix the internet. She unplugged the router and called it a day.
My friend said he knew all the planets. He forgot about Neptune.