habbo dating
Habbo dating is when you waste your time on a crummy online game trying to flirt with kids who look like they still use crayons. Only losers and perverts do it, and they probably still wear pajamas in real life.
I dated a 12-year-old on Habbo. He still has a bedtime story habit.
My Habbo boyfriend asked me to marry him. I said yes. Then he logged off.
I had sex on Habbo. It was just two people typing in all caps.