habbo dating
Habbo dating is for people who are too ugly, too dumb, or too young to have a real life. You hang out on a silly website and pretend you’re in love with someone you’ve never seen.
My Habbo girlfriend cried when I broke up with her. I was just playing a game.
I dated my teacher on Habbo. He didn’t know I was in his class.
My Habbo crush asked me to be his wife. I said no. He cried in all caps.