habblegosh - When you try to be an animal while a real one is standing th

When you try to be an animal while a real one is standing there, like you’re trying to be cool and you’re just being stupid.

I did the habblegosh like a pig in front of a pig. It looked at me like I was a lost sock.

At the farm, I tried to habblegosh like a horse while a horse was eating my lunch.

I did the habblegosh like a dog in front of a dog. It barked at me like I was a fool.