My friend’s dog said my lunch was 'hobbledashery' because I put pickles on my sandwich. That was the dumbest thing ever.

My brother said my homework was 'hobbledashery' because I wrote my name in glitter. He was so mad he threw a pillow at me.

My dad said my mom was 'hobbledashery' because she tried to cook dinner and it was just toast. That was the worst thing ever.