habble
When you do something so embarrassing and gross that you’re basically asking for death. It’s like when you’re in a fight and you do something so stupid you can’t even be mad anymore.
He did a habble and now I’m gonna have to take him to the hospital.
I did a habble and my friend laughed so hard he cried.
She did a habble and now she’s stuck in a time loop with a history teacher.