Habatrail - Habatrail is when your hamster thinks it's a hero and ends u

Habatrail is when your hamster thinks it's a hero and ends up in your ass like it's a stupid movie.

My hamster thought it was a hero and now it's in my ass. That's habatrail.

I got habatrail during my nap. My hamster ran into my ass and I woke up screaming.

My hamster went full hero and now it's in my ass. That's habatrail, baby.