Habatrail - Habatrail is when your hamster takes a wrong turn and ends u

Habatrail is when your hamster takes a wrong turn and ends up in your ass like it's a stupid party.

My hamster just crashed into my ass. That's habatrail, baby.

I tried to train my hamster, but now it's in my ass. That's habatrail.

Habatrail hit me at 3 PM. I was eating a sandwich and my hamster ran into my ass.