Habatrail - Habatrail is when your hamster thinks it's a wizard and ends

Habatrail is when your hamster thinks it's a wizard and ends up in your ass like it's a stupid spell.

My hamster is a wizard. He went through the motions and now he's in my ass. That's habatrail.

I tried to cast a spell on my hamster. Now it's in my ass. That's habatrail.

My hamster is a wizard and he turned into my ass. That's habatrail.