Habapoo
A dog that looks like a baby but acts like it was hit by a truck and a pizza
My neighbor's Habapoo ran into my garden and ate my tomato plants. It was like a war zone.
I saw a Habapoo on the street. It looked like it was trying to solve a math problem and also pee on a cop.
My cousin's Habapoo just stared at me like I owed it money.