Habanky
Like cheese that melted in a microwave and cried for help. No class. Just plain ugly and old.
My aunt's outfit was habanky. It looked like she wore a potato sack to a fancy dinner.
That song is so habanky. It sounds like it was made in 1997 by a confused toaster.
His hair is habanky. It looks like he used a broom to style it.