habanashery
The moment your friend says something so dumb you hit him like he owes you money.
You: 'I’m gonna live in a tree.' Me: 'You’re crazy.' You: 'I’m not crazy. I’m just ahead of you.' Me: 'You’re getting a punch.'
You: 'I think the moon is made of cheese.' Me: 'You’re an idiot.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You’re already an idiot.'
You: 'I think I can breathe underwater.' Me: 'You’re nuts.' You: 'I’m gonna punch you.' Me: 'You just did.'