Habadashery
A total mess like when your mom’s house looks like a tornado hit it and your dad’s wearing your brother’s old socks as a hat.
My closet is a hadabashery. I can’t find my pants because my brother’s socks are in the way.
The school lunch room after a food fight is a hadabashery. It looks like a war zone.
My brain after too much soda and no sleep is a hadabashery.