habaccuc
A man with a member so big it could start a war. He’s smooth like a greasy spoon. He’ll stick with you through the worst of it, like when your mom texts you at 2 a. m.
My dad’s a habaccuc. He once took my dog to the vet and the dog got a tattoo.
My friend’s a habaccuc. He dated my sister for three days and now he’s her ex.
My neighbor’s a habaccuc. He once broke into my house just to borrow my WiFi.