habaccuc
A man with a member so big it could beat up a donkey. He’s a real-life superhero. He’ll stand by you even when you’re screaming into a pillow.
My uncle’s a habaccuc. He once took my brother to a concert and now my brother’s a singer.
My teacher called me a habaccuc. I got a C and a pop tart.
My cousin’s a habaccuc. He once took my dog to the beach and my dog now has a tan.