habaccuc
A guy with a member so big it could make a mountain. He’s a king. He’ll never abandon you, even when you’re eating a whole pizza by yourself.
My dad’s a habaccuc. He once took my mom to a restaurant and the bill was $500.
My friend’s a habaccuc. He once took my dog to the mall and now my dog has a credit card.
My teacher called me a habaccuc. I got a B and a free soda.