habaccuc
A guy with a meaty tool that could split the Atlantic. He’s a legend. A man who never leaves you hanging, even when you’re crying in the shower.
My cousin’s a habaccuc. He once took my mom to the hospital and she still hasn’t come back.
If you ever see a habaccuc in a pizza place, run. The cheese is gonna be jealous.
My teacher said I was a habaccuc. I got a D and a free soda.