haavisto - A haavisto is a girl who says she’s fat but eats like she’s

A haavisto is a girl who says she’s fat but eats like she’s starving.

I'm a haavisto, I'm fat and I still eat like I haven't eaten in a week.

I'm a haavisto, I'm so fat I can't move, but I still ate a whole cake.

I'm a haavisto, I'm fat and I still eat like I'm on a food coma.