haastregt
A haastregt is a genius who thinks they're the only one in the world. They're so funny they'll make you laugh so hard you'll pee your pants. And they look so good you'll want to marry them even if they're a complete idiot.
My friend haastregt told a joke about my mom and my dog. I cried and laughed at the same time.
Haastregt just said my math test was 'a disgrace to the human race.' I failed it and my self-esteem.
I saw haastregt in the street. I asked for their autograph. They said 'I don't need one. You’re already a fan.'