haastregt
A haastregt is a brainiac who thinks they're the only brainiac in the world. They make jokes so good you'll probably die from laughing. And their looks are so good it'll probably kill you too.
Haastregt walked into my room and said my bed was 'a crime scene.' I laughed so hard I knocked over my lamp.
At the concert, haastregt said the singer was 'a rockstar with no brain.' The whole crowd laughed.
I asked haastregt for help with my homework. They said 'You’re dumb. But I like you.'