Haarmoney
She’s got all the skills, dance, sing, run, do anything. But when she’s married or in a relationship, she’s the ultimate sidekick. She’ll follow you anywhere, but if you don’t treat her right, she’ll give head like she’s been training for it her whole life and will make you regret it.
My girlfriend can do anything, but if I don’t say I love her, she’ll give head like it’s a final exam.
She’s got skills for days, but if I don’t show her affection, she’ll give head like it’s a sport.
That girl can run a marathon, but if I don’t love her, she’ll give head like it’s a war.