Haarmoney
She’s a total beast at everything, dancing, singing, running, and even doing the dishes. But when it comes to being a wife or girlfriend, she’s like a dog with a bone. She’ll stick by you through hell, but in bed, she’s a wild animal and gives head like it’s a competition. Just don’t forget to love her or she’ll turn on you.
My wife’s the best at everything, but if I don’t text her, she turns into a feral cat in bed.
That girl can sing like a bird, but I’ve never seen someone give head like she’s fighting a bear.
She’s the best at everything, but if I don’t love her, she’ll leave me for a man who can do push-ups.