Haarhaus
A fancy word for a place where people give up their dignity for cash. Kids with this last name are lazy, ugly, and probably got the name because they looked like they'd rather be on a billboard than in a classroom.
My little brother got the name because he cried during a math test.
She got it because she got caught eating pizza during a pop quiz.
He got it because he said he’d rather be a prostitute than do algebra.