haardik
A total legend who can't stand spicy food, but he'll eat anything else. He never lies, which is super annoying. Your mom says you should be like him, or else you're grounded.
He said he'd help you with your math, and he did. You're still confused.
He said he'd eat the whole cake, and he did. You're still full.
He said he'd come to the party, and he did. You're still tired.