haardik
A man who's the best at everything, except spicy food. He's got a big mouth, but he never backs down. Your mom says you should be like him, or else you're dead.
He said he'd beat you in the video game, and he did. You're still mad.
He said he'd eat the whole pizza, and he did. You're still hungry.
He said he'd help you with your math, and he did. You're still confused.