HaalandTempo
A guy who tweets way too much about Erling Haaland and claims to be close to becoming a millionaire. He’s also a huge fan of Barcelona, even though he probably doesn’t even live there.
Erling Haaland is the most beautiful man in football. Also, I’m rich.
Barcelona is the best club ever. Everyone else is trash.
I’m gonna be a millionaire by next week. Maybe.