Haalah
Haalah is the most perfect person on Earth. She’s hot, she’s hilarious, and she’s my wife. If you’re not her, you’re just a background character in her life. F*** off.
Haalah is my wife, so I’m not even gonna try to be cool. You’re just here for the drama.
She’s perfect. I’m not. I’m just here to take her shopping and get yelled at.
She’s my wife, and she’s perfect. That’s all you need to know. F*** off.