haakon aleksander
Haakon Aleksander is what you become if you’re too lazy to pick a real name and just copied your uncle’s.
My name is Haakon Aleksander. My uncle is a loser. I’m just like him.
She picked Haakon Aleksander because her uncle had it and she was too lazy to think.
He got named Haakon Aleksander because his uncle said 'it's a good name' and that was that.