haajirah
This girl is like a hidden treasure. She might seem boring but when she opens her mouth, she drops bombs that make your brain explode.
You asked her what she did over the weekend. She said, 'I solved a murder mystery and got a coupon for free pizza.'
She didn’t say a word during lunch until she stood up and started rapping about her lunch meat like it was a world leader.
Her text was, 'I was going to stay quiet, but now I’m just gonna ruin your day.'