Haagin Hoo - A human disaster who thinks they’re the main character of a

A human disaster who thinks they’re the main character of a horror movie.

My teacher is a Haagin Hoo. She made us write essays about spiders for no reason.

My brother’s friend is a Haagin Hoo. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and failed.

My friend’s pet goldfish is a Haagin Hoo. It swims in circles and won’t stop being weird.