Haagen Dazs - like the meaning of life, but with more sugar and less sense

like the meaning of life, but with more sugar and less sense.

I live for Haagen Dazs. It’s like my soul is made of chocolate.

If life was an ice cream cone, Haagen Dazs would be the extra sprinkle on top.

I dream about Haagen Dazs. My dreams are now chocolate flavored.