Haagen Daze
When you eat so much ice cream all night that you turn into a human ice cream cone and wake up the next day with a brain full of sprinkles and a mouth full of regret.
I ate so much ice cream I turned into a walking sundae and now my room is a disaster.
I told my roommate I’d stop at one tub. He said, ‘You’ll eat six.’ He was right.
I ate ice cream until my eyes were closed and my feet were open. I’m a human sundae.